WhaleSnark Went to The Cheesecake Factory and Wrote a Song About It

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So, I bet you're wondering, why would a whale shark go to The Cheesecake Factory, and why didn't they get every kind and bring some for me? Well, cheesecake is really heavy, and while I COULD have swallowed it all and brought it home for you, nobody likes re-purposed cheesecake. Sorry, maybe next time! HA!

So instead, have this great song I wrote about the experience. It's not my best recording, but I'm still learning. Please remember I have flippers, not hands, and it was made on an app on a phone.

The song talks about the decor, which was not all that uh, cohesive. Sorry Cheesecake Factory, you are trying to be too many things. It's looks like a casino from one angle, but an Italian bistro from another. It can't make up its mind and the person who decorated it apparently couldn't either.
As my fabulous song asks "Is it a casino, or is it a restaurant?" Well?!?!
One moment it's an Olive Garden for cake, then a GLAM-burger joint, then a YOU NAME IT they have it place! They have so many balls in the air over there!

This is just my opinion though. Maybe they want you to feel like you're in a mish-mash place.  There is no doubt that if you woke up in a Cheesecake Factory with no memory, you could look up at the ceiling, see the war of decor, and know where you are. It's has a unique brand of indecisive. You want choices? Can't make up you mind? Enjoy chaos? Like cheesecake a lot? Go to The Cheesecake Factory.

I won't review the food. It served its purpose.

-WhaleSnark
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