Bookquarium

So, I bet you're wondering, why would a whale shark go to The Cheesecake Factory, and why didn't they get every kind and bring some for me? Well, cheesecake is really heavy, and while I COULD have swallowed it all and brought it home for you, nobody likes re-purposed cheesecake. Sorry, maybe next time! HA! So instead, have this great song I wrote about the experience. It's not my best recording, but I'm still learning. Please remember I have flippers, not hands, and it was made on an app on a phone. The song talks about the decor, which was not all that uh, cohesive. Sorry Cheesecake Factory, you are trying to be too many things. It's looks like a casino from one angle, but an Italian bistro from another. It can't make up its mind and the person who decorated it apparently couldn't either. As my fabulous song asks "Is it a casino, or is it a restaurant?" Well?!?! One moment it's an Olive Garden for cake, then a GLAM-burger joint, then a ...

The Unleashing Author: Shelly Laurenston Genre:  paranormal romance Publisher:  Kensington Publication Date:  March 31, 2015 Stars:  Four crow-shaped ones Description:  Kera Watson never expected to face death behind a Los Angeles coffee shop. Not after surviving two tours lugging an M16 around the Middle East. If it wasn’t for her hot Viking customer showing up too late to help, nobody would even see her die. In uncountable years of service to the Allfather Odin, Ludvig “Vig” Rundstöm has never seen anyone kick ass with quite as much style as Kera. He knows one way to save her life—but she might not like it. Signing up with the Crows will get Kera a new set of battle buddies: cackling, gossiping, squabbling, party-hearty women. With wings. So not the Marines. But Vig can’t give up on someone as special as Kera. With a storm of oh-crap magic speeding straight for L.A., survival will depend on combining their strengths: Kera’s discipline, Vig’s loyalt...