Book Review: Kill the Farm Boy

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Kill The Farm Boy


 Author: Kevin Hearne and Delilah S. Dawson
Genre: fantasy, humor
Publisher: Del Rey
Publication Date: July 24, 2018
Rating: 5 stars

 Summary: Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed



Review: 

I started off not at all sure what I was getting into, and I'll admit it took me a few chapters to really get used to the quirkiness of the writing style, and what the hell was going on.
And then I did those things, and it got BRILLIANT.

This book takes the "hero's quest" trope and flips it on it's head. It's got everything you could want in a book. Talking animals, a cute love story, a HEA, copious amounts of cheese, puns from here to tomorrow, queer characters, fairies who give no fucks.
I thought the characters were absurd until suddenly found myself quite attached to them. The book ended on a very nice night, but I wouldn't mind another jaunt through Pell, either with these characters or others.

Definitely read this one if you are a fan of Terry Pratchett, of puns, of cheeseboards, or hilarious fantasy tropes.

I got this from Net Galley for free in exchange for my review, so thanks Net Galley, you've got good taste in suggestions.

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